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    The Golden Phone

    An American decided to write a book about famous churches around the

    For his first chapter he decided to write about Australian churches. So
    bought a plane ticket and took a trip to Hobart,thinking that he would
    his way across the country from South, East to West.

    On his first day he was inside a church taking photographs when he
    noticed a
    golden telephone mounted on the wall with a sign that read “$10,000

    The writer, being intrigued, asked a priest who was strolling by what
    telephone was used for. The priest replied that it was a direct line to
    heaven and that for $10,000 you could talk to God. The writer thanked
    priest and went along his way.

    Next stop was in Melbourne. There, at a very large cathedral, he saw the
    same golden telephone with the same sign under it. He wondered if this
    the same kind of telephone he saw in Hobart and he asked a nearby nun
    its purpose was. She told him that it was a direct line to heaven and
    that for $10,000 he could talk to God.O.K., thank you,” said the writer.

    He then traveled to Sydney,Canberra, Adelaide, Brisbane, Darwin, and
    Springs. In every church he saw the same golden telephone with the same
    10,000 per call” sign under it.

    The American, upon leaving Alice Springs saw a sign for Perth and
    decided to
    see if Westerners had the same phone. He arrived in Perth, and again,
    was the same golden telephone, but this time the sign under it read
    per call.”

    The writer was surprised so he asked the priest about the sign. Father,
    travelled all over Australia and I’ve seen this same golden telephone in
    many churches. I’m told that it is a direct line to Heaven, but in
    state the price was $10,000 per call. Why is it so cheap here?”
    The priest smiled and answered, “You’re in Western Australia now son,
    it’s a
    local call”.

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