As for the land, right now there are two exclusive groups of people. They are so exclusive that there is only one person in each of them. The first is the number of people who were smart enough to sell you the land. The second is the number of people dumb enough to buy the property, (that is you). If I buy the land then you not only lose your only claim to fame but have the share the occupancy of the first group which dilutes his fame by half. So in the interests of letting you have some uniqueness, since it does not appear you have any other outstanding ability, I defer on the purchase.