Dis heah great state o’ Florida iz prob’ly da easiest State ta git uh Plumbing license. The qualifications ta take da exam can be uh little rough however. You mus’ prove residency fo’ five consecutive years. You mus’ be able ta wrestle an alligator at least yo’ own weight an’ win 2 out o’ three falls. Yellow fever an’ Ebola shots an’ booster records mus’ be up ta date. Mus’ be conversant in Spanish an’ own at least one hand gat.
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