Plumbing is not known for it’s ability to evoke spontaneous laughter or inspire deep philosophical thoughts.
Where is it written that the plumber has some obligation to tickle your funny bone or make your day by recounting some stories aimed at the titillating of your emotional needs.
It is not my intention to come to your home dressed in a clown suit for the sole purpose of brightening your dreary day with plumbing anecdotes or pratt falls to amuse you or your family members.
In short Mr. Weiss, might I suggest that you find some old “I Love Lucy” video tapes with the canned laughter track so that you can indulge your obvious need for entertainment.
If however it is information of a plumbing nature that you seek, how may I be of service to you?…………..MOE